IF DOGS COULD SPEAK...

The leg might be broken, but I can still annoy the fluff out of you!'

'Mum said all I have to do is give you puppy eyes and you'll feed me.
How'm I doin'...?'

'I don't get it. Where's the milk?!'

'Think you're good, huh? Just wait till I sneeze.'


'Therrrz no way that was juzzt milk! [hiccup]!'

'If the puppy eyes don't work, use more conventional methods.'
'I...hate....you....'


'I'm not....[yawn]...tired, ok? I'm...just..... a little...sllleeepy......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'



'Why are people so unkind?'


'Ahhh! A mouse!! Quick...on the chair!'


' Sorry hope you don't mind ....I was just a little thirsty.'



'Go on - tickle me. You know you wanna.'


'He he he. I went through your bag, man, and I found this little bag of green stuff. So I totally ate it.'


'Bread. You're seriously giving me bread...?'