Test for Dementia

> > Test for Dementia
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> > Below are four ( 4) questions and a bonus question. You
> > have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time,
> > answer all of them immediately. OK?
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> > Let's find out just how clever you really are....
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> > First Question:
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> > You are participating in a race. You overtake the second
> > person. What position are you in?
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> > Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
> > absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you
> > take his place, you are second!
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> > Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second
> > question, but don't take as much time as you took for
> > the first question, OK ?
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> > Second Question:
> > I f you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll
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> > Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then
> > you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST
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> > You're not very good at this, are you?
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> > Third Question:
> > Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your
> > head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try
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> > Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add
> > 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 .
> > Now add 10 . What is the total?
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> > Did you get 5000 ?
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> > The correct answer is actually 4100.
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> > If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
> > Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll
> > get the last question right... Maybe.
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> > Fourth Question:
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> > Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3.
> > Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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> > Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
> > Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
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> > Okay, now the bonus round:
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> > A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a
> > toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he
> > successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the
> > purchase is done.
> > Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a
> > pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

Funny jokes....

WHY AM I MARRIED?
You have two choices in life:You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?""Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted".Next day she received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing:"You can have mine."
When a woman steals your husband,there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished .
A little boy asked his father,"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
A young son asked,"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africaa man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
Then there was a woman who said,"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen andpay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
"A Woman's Prayer:Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death"
AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up."